Almost there...

My Lord. The end is near. The last tenuous grip on reality is slipping away.

ACORN was behind the levies breaking during Katrina. But of course! Of course, Glenn. Further down the rabbit hole with you!

Also, Glenn, people are sure talking a lot about the un-denied rumor that you raped and murder a girl in 1990.

Oh no! They know!

Your secret is out! They know about the girl back in 1990! It's on the Interwebs so it has to be true and you haven't denied it, so it's a FACT!! There's only one way out now, Glenn.


No. Not crying, you friggin Nancy. Something more permanent.

Hint:

You are coup coup, Glenn.

There was a coup? Thought that was an election.

You know, you sound paranoid. Huge conspiracies, everybody is plotting and planning against you.

Maybe they are. Better buy a gun and stock up on booze. You never know. You just never know.

Look at who your friends are.

This is the best you can do for a friend at a time like this, when things are looking so bleak for you?

At a time like this, THIS is the only person you can turn to?

Oh man, that folksy half-wit harpy would totally push me over the edge.

They're all mocking you, Glenn.

This is just brutal. Everybody hates you, clearly. I am pretty sure Jesus hates you, Glenn.
Check this out.

They're all laughing at you! You know what makes the laughter stop?


Booze. Lots of booze. Also, bullets to the face, your face.

A beautiful mind...